This May Date Me, But I Will Forgive You For Your Youth And Inexperience
In my teen age days there was a song that wouldn’t make the charts today, it was cute and fun not loud and dumb. It was called Mr. Custer. It goes like this.
(That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on)
(And from the rear a voice was heard)
(A brave you man with a trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin’ here??
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin’ fight
Somebody yelled “attack!”
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go (forward Ho!!)–aaww
SPOKEN: Look at them bushes out there
They’re moving and there’s a injun behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!!
Hmm, you’re a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!
(They were sure of victory, the men of the 7th Cavalry, as they rode on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin’ here??
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go
There’s a redskin a’waitin’ out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I’ve been called cuz I don’t wanna wind up dead or bald
Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go (forward HO)–aaww
SPOKEN: I wonder what the injun word for friend is
Let’s see-friend– kemo sabe, that’s it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE-KEMO SABE!
Nope, that itn’t it
Look at them durned injuns
They’re runnin’ around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain’t no time for jokin’
Now here is my short re-do.
That famous day in history the men of the management of WaMu went riding on)
(And from the rear a voice was heard)
(A brave you man with a trembling word rang loud and clear)
Why did a stay workin here??
Please Mr. Killinger, I don’t wanna go
Hey, Mr. Killiinger, please don’t make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin’ flight
Somebody yelled “attack!”
And I felt like ther was an arrow in my back.
Please Mr. Killinger, I don’t wanna go (forward Ho!!)–aaww
SPOKEN: Look at them bushes out there
They’re moving and there’s an investor behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!!
Hmm, you’re a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts! You should have taken that job with Boeing.
(They were sure of victory, the men of the WaMu employeary, as they worked on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin’ here?? I really could have worked for Boeing?
Please Mr. Killinger, I don’t wanna go
Listen, Mr. Killinger, please don’t make me go
There’s a Chase Manager a’waitin’ to lob, just fixin to cut my job
A coward I’ve been called cuz I don’t wanna wind up both broke and bald
Please Mr. Killinger , I don’t wanna go (forward HO)–aaww oh, no!
SPOKEN: I wonder what the Chase code for friend is
Let’s see-friend– kemo sabe, that’s it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE-KEMO SABE!
Nope, that itn’t it
Look at them durned Human Resource hackers.
They’re runnin’ around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain’t no time for jokin’
Please don’t sell to Chase, please no no no nono.
Please you know what WaMu stands for: Washington Mutual
If you sell to Chase it changes to MaMu: Manhattan Mutual.
We don’t want no stinkin MaMu…Larry Cragun
